For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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