Quick, to the slutcave!
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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