This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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