4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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