the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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