So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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