I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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