I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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