Banned from zoo.
Again?
The best revenge is premature balding
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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