Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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