Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize