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I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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