hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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