For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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