THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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