South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
My cat gives me a boner
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Randomize