bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
His nipple licking is glorious
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