Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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