Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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