Well apparently he's into motor boating.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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