Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
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