I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
What a dumb baby whore.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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