they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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