Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
He shit in the fireplace
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Randomize
