he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I can text with my tongue
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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