I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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