Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
from now on my penis is your penis
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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