I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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