I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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