We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
