Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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