Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
3pm strippers are depressing
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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