Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
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