You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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