Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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