what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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