butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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