why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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