That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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