Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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