another moral hangover. fuck.
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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