i'm signing you up for texting rehab
you win again, gameday.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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