Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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