I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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