My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I licked your asshole in confidence.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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