in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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