I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Even my vagina gasped.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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