Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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