also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
what the fuck happened to the tacos
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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