Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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