another moral hangover. fuck.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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