I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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