Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
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