Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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