I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
